Since school is about to begin, I have had no time to even think about my blog. My 12 year old son, wbo enjoys reading the tall tales I sometimes write, thought he could help me out by becoming a guest blogger. Watch out world! I give you the mind of David (and forgive me for all the 💩).
My plan to take over the world:
When I die, I’m going to be cremated and be spead across the horizon until I land in grass.
I will be eaten by a cow then pooped out. I will then become fertilizer for more grass to grow. Then, I will become the grass.
I will get eaten by another cow, named Betsy, to then be made into milk.
I will be drunk by a guy named Ben. He then poops me out, because the milk didn’t react well wih the gas station noodles he ate earlier.
From the sewer, I enter the ocean and become a flesh eating bactieria.
So, I kill abunch of fish, and then enter a water reservoir.
I enter people drinking the water and kill a bunch of people. I spread across the world killing every living thing on earth.
Then, I go into outer space and wipe out all life in existence!